Ode to a Toad
I recently shaved my head again (out of choice this time),
and as a result was covered in bits of my own hair. “Not a problem” I thought, “it’s
as simple as taking a quick shower” (read: bucket bath). As my water pump is
currently broken with no indication that it will be fixed anytime soon, I use
well water. Skipping all the general preparatory details, I’m enjoying a nice
cooling ‘shower’ when I feel something slimy of my face . . . and it’s
climbing up . . .
I’ve had my fair share of unexpected surprises here in Benin,
but when you’re naked with only a bar of soap as a weapon, and that sensation
registers in your brain . . . unpleasantness occurs.
After a lot of arm/face flailing and a hasty retreat from my
shower, I grab a towel and my spider killin’ shoe as I switch over to offense. It
took me a while to find the culprit, but I was a bit relieved when I found it
was only a baby toad the size of a penny.
I have no problem killing insects of any size or species,
but I have a soft spot for non-venomous reptiles. It took me about 10 min’s to
fish him out of my shower bucket (the little buggers’ quick!), but all’s well
that ends well. I just had an extreme urge to rewash my face and will be
pre-checking my shower water from now on.
17
I keep trying to gather random facts and interesting tidbits
for my ‘Beninese gee-wiz collection’, and have found one gem worth sharing. As
I’ve stated in the past, 9 people is about average for a bush taxi here.
Even this number is excessive, but I have one upped it (or 8
upped it?). On my way back to my post from the workstation the driver managed
to fit 17 people ‘in’ a station-wagon as follows: 5 people in the front
including the driver, 4 in the middle, 6 in the back, and 1 ON THE FRIGGIN
ROOF!
This was not a short trip either, he was up there for an
hour and a half. See facebook for the photo.
I know its hard to gain sympathy for this type of story
cause 17 is just a number to you. So here is your “live in their shoes” homework
assignment for the month;
Call your top 16 friends on XYZ
social networking site. Have everyone meet up at the house of the person with a
station wagon (warning, most people won’t admit to owning one) and pile in!
Rules:
1)
You must include 5 chickens, OR 1 goat, OR 2
pigs
2)
No one is allowed in the trunk (that’s for the
animals and luggage), but the roof is fair game for 1 person (size unimportant)
3)
Speak in pig Latin to simulate a different
linguistic environment and culture
4)
Don’t wash yourself for 1 week prior to the meet
up, and finally . . .
5)
Drive for 65km at 50kph w/o AC. (try not to get
pulled over, seat belts are difficult with this arrangement!)
Once finished, write and post a 500 word essay about
personal bubbles at the comment section of this blog entry.
Best essay wins* a “La Beninoise” beer t-shirt (cause people
will do anything for a t-shirt)
*Disclaimer: you will not receive said t-shirt for 2 years
from entry date (shipping to America = cher!)
Postscript: On my next trip I beat the 17 record. I am now up to 19 adult in one station-wagon for a 4 hour trip.
Crap
I dropped my motorcycle helmet in fresh cow shit today.
That is all
Things Going Thump in
the Night
1) Lizards? Scurrying across my platform ceiling
2) Goats head butting my porch gate
3) Bats running into my screen windows
4) Me, chasing all of the above with my spider killin’ shoe
Nutritional Value
After a particularly productive day, I was treated to a
nightcap at the local bouvette by the mayor. He’s a talkative guy so I ended up
staying well into the night. By the time I headed home the dark was palpable. On
the way home I saw some kids randomly throwing sticks and stones into a nearby
tree.
When asked what they were doing, they replied,”Knocking the
bats out of the trees so we can eat them for their sorcery”. I am now
officially intrigued. Despite the fact that bats are basically disease carrying
sacks with wings, I couldn’t help but think, “What would be the protein content
and nutritional index of a bat?” Hey, malnutrition is an issue here, don't judge me. I'm thinking outside the box (for those of you with thick heads, yes I'm kidding).
Cultural Exchange
It was recently Halloween in America. This is a difficult subject to broach with the Beninese as they are legitimately afraid of sorcery, bats, owls, and dark magic. These are things we make light of in the States, and I wanted to explain a little bit of the holiday to my neighbors.
My idea was to put on a skit about sleepy hollow. The Beninese students love skits! What could possibly go wrong?
Well, my problem didn't end up being with the students so much as with the dude who owns the donkeys in the village. I wanted to borrow one for the skit and have someone ride it with a watermelon head. One problem with this; language barrier.
He speaks less French than I do, so I relied on hand gestures. After about five minuets, he was convinced that I wanted to chop the head off of his donkey. As a result, he ran around town collecting all of his donkeys (they're normally free to roam and eat whatever) and tied them up at his house.
I felt really bad and had to find someone to translate French to Bariba for me and invited him to the skit. Luckily it all ended well and he let his donkeys go, but now I know that hand gestures are open to interpretation.
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